| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Butters!!! | 01:03.0234 | 545 u/s | 5369 u/s |
| 2 | Moist | 01:09.4531 | 445 u/s | 4631 u/s |
| 3 | Chuck Norris | 01:12.0000 | 383 u/s | 5038 u/s |
| 4 | yb > | 01:13.7812 | 462 u/s | 4559 u/s |
| 5 | BigOlBre4d | 01:15.4844 | 477 u/s | 4767 u/s |
| 6 | HalfStrap | 01:15.8672 | 502 u/s | 3664 u/s |
| 7 | LostForceKin | 01:19.1094 | 450 u/s | 4121 u/s |
| 8 | ? | 01:19.8359 | 291 u/s | 4725 u/s |
| 9 | Tim ツ | 01:23.7344 | 409 u/s | 4238 u/s |