| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Glizzy | 01:44.6328 | 539 u/s | 3124 u/s |
| 2 | IceRIckle | 02:37.9531 | 461 u/s | 3039 u/s |
| 3 | sonder | 04:28.2812 | 431 u/s | 3153 u/s |
| 4 | Rahl | 06:01.5781 | 318 u/s | 3046 u/s |
| 5 | Butters!!! | 12:37.3516 | 508 u/s | 3272 u/s |
| 6 | lice | 16:26.8594 | 382 u/s | 3135 u/s |
| 7 | Chuck Norris | 36:26.0156 | 393 u/s | 3084 u/s |