| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Paistinperuna | 01:28.2812 | 540 u/s | 1756 u/s |
| 2 | 200kg unit | 01:29.5000 | 519 u/s | 1777 u/s |
| 3 | 4st | 01:42.2031 | 473 u/s | 1639 u/s |
| 4 | bedroom | 01:44.6719 | 487 u/s | 1536 u/s |
| 5 | Evil Tortilla | 01:47.9922 | 484 u/s | 1596 u/s |
| 6 | WOLFKILLER | 01:49.0391 | 367 u/s | 1501 u/s |
| 7 | Crackhead Barrio | 01:52.1328 | 346 u/s | 1360 u/s |
| 8 | Tim ツ | 01:55.5000 | 390 u/s | 1459 u/s |
| 9 | HalfStrap | 02:22.2266 | 507 u/s | 1573 u/s |
| 10 | Void | 02:44.1797 | 381 u/s | 1592 u/s |
| 11 | Burty Haxx | 02:47.0859 | 451 u/s | 1536 u/s |
| 12 | 1-800-LIT-BOYS | 03:56.4219 | 359 u/s | 1436 u/s |
| 13 | wang bin | 08:14.4609 | 543 u/s | 1559 u/s |
| 14 | mostgenericpresidente | 11:15.5625 | 432 u/s | 1486 u/s |
| 15 | free e-girl nudes | 36:17.8906 | 326 u/s | 1541 u/s |